Something about Sherlock…

S H: I’m a consulting detective. The only one in the world.  I invented the job.
J W: What does that mean?
S H: It means whenever the police are out of their depth –   which is always – they consult me.

J W: You don’t have a girlfriend, then?
S H: Girlfriend? No, not really my area.
J W: Oh right then. [pause] Do you have a boyfriend? Which is fine, by the way ?
S H: I know it’s fine.
J W: So you’ve got a boyfriend?
S H : No.
J W: Right, okay. You’re unattached, just like me. Fine. Good.

S H: Did he offer you money to spy on me…?
J W: Yes.
S H: Did you take it?
J W: ...No?
S H: Pity, we could’ve split the fee. Think it through next time.